security
Pronunciation :
Definition : protection of a person, building
Example : Railway station was closed because of a security alert.

A Polish man was walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his buddies, who asked,

`Hey! What`s in the bag?`

The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says,

`Well, I`ll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you`ll have to give me one.`

The man says, `I`ll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I`ll give you both of them.`

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