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Word of the day

repast
Pronunciation :
Definition : a kind of meal
Example : A simple repast was soon ready.


Joke of the day

Two old ladies were waitingfor a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old ladyreached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over hercigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this andsaid, `Hey that`s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over yourcigarette?`

The other old lady said,`It`s a condom.`

`A condom? Where doyou get those?`

The lady with the cigarettetold her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladiesarrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. Thepharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested incondoms, so he asked her, `What size do you want?`

The old lady thought for aminute and said, `One that will fit a Camel.`


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