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utterly Pronunciation : Definition : completely Example : What an utterly crap day.
Joke of the day
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington.`How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!` yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry came up from behind. `You wanted to end America`s liberty, so they gave you death!` Henry punched Osama in the nose. James Madison came next, and said, `This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!` He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama`s knees. Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged. As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, `This is not what I was promised!` An angel replied, `I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?`
