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Word of the day

rainy
Pronunciation :
Definition : abounding with rain
Example : They could benefit from the rain during the rainy day.


Joke of the day

One night, a father passed by his son`s room and heard his son praying: `God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.`

The father didn`t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: `God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.`

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son`s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: `God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy.`

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor`s early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, `Thank God you`re here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!`


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