Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World
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This man is Ernest Scribbler... ----- writer of jokes writer of poems .
In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will ----- become famous die laughing .
It was obvious that this joke was ----- legal lethal ... no one could read it and live ...
This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden ...violent ... comedy. Police have ----- sealed off secured the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.
It was not long before the Army became interested in the military potential of the Killer Joke. Under top security, the joke was hurried to a meeting of Allied Commanders at the Ministry of War. Top brass were impressed. Tests on Salisbury Plain confi ----- effectiveness effects at a range of up to fifty yards.
All through the winter of '43 we had translators working, in joke-proof conditions, to try and produce a German version of the joke. They worked on one word each for greater ----- safety safetyness .
One of them saw two words of the joke and spent ----- seven several weeks in hospital. But apart from that things went pretty quickly, and we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.