JOKES IN ENGLISH

About doctors

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist`s office.

The doctor asks, `......

A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He......


Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, `I prefer libra......


There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his bod......


One night, a father passed by his son`s room and heard his son praying: `God bless Mommy, Daddy, and......


A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. `Tim, you`re first,`......


A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

She yells, `Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! W......


A woman and a baby were in the doctor`s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doc......


A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he`s worry about getting seasick.


A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says tothe patient, `W......


A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, `Doctor, you`ve got to do something about my husband -- he ......


This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he n......


An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls th......


A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, `......


A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance,......


An 83-year old woman decided that she`d seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart fr......


A man visits the doctor`s because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, ......


A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, `I`ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pr......


A man goes to his doctor and says, `Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I`ve got a problem.` The doctor ......


A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor l......

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promis......


This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pul......


An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor w......


One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to......


Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, `I prefer libra......


Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.

`She`s out of control!` the first do......


Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.`She`s out of control!` the first docto......


A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before sex could help him last longer. So he decided t......


A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night,......


`Doctor, doctor, there`s a lettuce sticking out of my arse! Is it serious?`I`m sorry to tell you, th......


Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there`s an invisible man in the waiting room! Doctor: Well, go in there an......


There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his bod......


A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa......


One night, a father passed by his son`s room and heard his son praying: `God bless Mommy, Daddy, and......


One day Little Susie got her `monthly bleeding` for the first time in her life. Having failed to und......


An actractive girl - a brunette - visited her doctor complaining that every spot on her body hurts w......


Mr. Smith goes to the doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results. The receptionist says, `I`......


A very well known doctor and extremely well known lawyer get into a car accident way out on a countr......


A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor`s office. After a full examination, the doc tell......


A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into ......


A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing......


In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a snail have a gruesome head-on collision. The snail is ru......


What`s the difference between God and a medical school graduate?God doesn`t think he`s a doctor.......


So a guy calls into work and says, `I can`t come in today, I`m seeing spots.``Have you seen a doctor......


A woman is in the maternity ward, having just given birth to her baby. The doctor comes in, cradling......


Did you hear about the circumcision doctor?He slipped and got the sack.......


Every day, the good doctor stops by the local bar and orders a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home fro......


`Doctor, doctor, there`s a lettuce sticking out of my arse! Is it serious?``I`m sorry to tell you, t......


Doctor to a woman: The good news is you don`t have PMS...the bad news is your a bitch......


A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at t......


A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office. After a full examination, the doc tel......


A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into......