JOKES IN ENGLISH

About blonds

Two blondes were driving down the road.

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passeng......


Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard the drinks were on the house.......


Knock Knock

Who`s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road t......


Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes ......


A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at......


Q: Why can`t blondes make ice cubes?

A: Because they always forget the recipe.......


How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and t......


How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they`re all true!......


This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, `What are......


A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it,......


What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.......


A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there`s a loud bang. The p......


Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.......


`Please remove your blouse and bra,` says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope ar......


John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car acciden......


After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, th......


The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,......


A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman ......


Q: How many bleached-blonde, boney, right-wing, political pundits who resemble transvestites does it......


Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.......


There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blond......


What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box!......


A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the ......


Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress` nametag? A: `Debbie`...that`s ......


A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks a......


What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot......


Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.......


A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her h......


A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the w......


A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ``I locked my keys in my car. Do you hav......


Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian......


Why do blondes wear big hoop earring when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their fe......


There was a blonde, redhead and a brunette all looking in a dictionary for the hardest word they kne......


A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde r......


Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde h......


Q: What is every blonde`s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. ......


What are the blonde`s first words after 4 years of college? - `Would you like fries with that?` ......


A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. Whil......


One day, a blonde`s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happe......


Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clo......


A brunette walks into a bar and says: - `Gimme an M L.` The bartender says: - `What`s an M L?` The b......


Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of p......


Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! ......


Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy. ......


Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: `Disneylan......


Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other: - How do you get to the ......


Why can`t a blonde dial 911? She can`t find the eleven. ......


One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustra......


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes ho......


Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their f......


One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said: - A tan for 2 please! The cashier sa......


Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian......


Why do the blodie's mirror has six holes? She wanted to kill herself.......


Why do blondes wear big hoop earring when they go on a date? So they have s......


A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde r......


Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde......


Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. ......


What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? - "Would you like fries with that?" ......


A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. Wh......


One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happe......


A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife sta......


Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a c......


A brunette walks into a bar and says: - "Gimme an M L." The bartender says: - "What's an M L?" ......


Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of......


Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! ......


Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy. ......


Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneylan......


Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other: - How do you get to t......


One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustra......


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes ho......


Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their......


Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. ......


One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said: - A tan for 2 please! The cashier......


Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian......