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Word of the day

scythe
Pronunciation :
Definition : a tool with a long curved blade
Example : A scythe is easy to use.


Joke of the day

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. `You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.`

From out in the audience a man shouts, `You lying bastard!`

`Silence in the court!` the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, `You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.`

`You goddamned tightwad!` blurted the spectator.

`Quiet!` yelled the judge. `You are also charged with killing a mailman withan electric drill.`

`You cheap son of a...` the man starts to shout.

The Judge thunders back, `If you don`t tell me the reason for your outbursts rightnow, I will hold in contempt!`

`I`ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!`


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